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People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
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The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
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A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
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My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
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No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
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I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
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Steve Martin exploded through 'Saturday Night Live,' ... What you have now is Comedy Central, a ready vehicle that's helping the country-hick humor on one hand and giving a guy like Dane Cook a platform on the other.
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Remember, we really grew up separately; our life experience was very different because of segregation. So I think comedy is a good space to work those things out and educate everyone about the different experiences and different race groups in South Africa.
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Jeff puts his relationship first and foremost and realizes I do the same, so he really watches out for me and makes sure I don't have to do anything on the show that would upset David. I was warned when I started a sketch comedy show that they could be cutthroat, but it's been like a family. Jeff Foxworthy
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That's a wonderful film a lot of people love for the comedy and drama of it.
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I was probably about 12 and The Young Ones wasn't meant for 12-year-olds, but there's always that element in kids where they want to watch the naughty comedy that's not for them. David Walliams
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It goes without saying that before its culture and literature can continue to evolve, Latvia first must endure the political comedy of creating a stable, functioning and unthreatened democracy. Amity Gaige
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It had a 'Moonstruck' quality to the comedy - very romantic, huge emotions. I like to think of it as a comic opera, ... It just posed this question, what is true love? Is it that sort of ecstatic, over-the-top feeling you get on meeting someone? Or is it about years of commitment and history together? Or is it both? How do you find it, and how do you know? It's a very complicated topic. Patricia Heaton
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It isn't easy to create a drama infused with comedy, and Psych just knocks it out of the park.
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It isn't easy to create a drama infused with comedy, and 'Psych' just knocks it out of the park.
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I think Dave might be able to say something funny about that. Ryan Williams
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Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. Bill Burr
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Late in the game I was joking around with Dave saying he was scared late in the game since the freshmen scored the last 29 points. Bobby Frasor
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I went to Dave Eggers with this idea of doing a movie about a guy going through some sort of Frank Capra-esque journey. John Krasinski
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I don't know what to make of it, exactly, but I am so for it, ... I am in love with it. If Spike and Dave do not do this movie, now, I would just as soon not see any version of it ever get made. Maurice Sendak
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I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not want to keep Dave from serving on the board.
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Heck gave us some problems. I thought maybe we needed to introduce David Patten to him at halftime so Dave would know who he was guarding.
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He let us know early on. The one thing we wanted to make sure was that Dave wanted the job. Kevin Anderson
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I think the world of Dave Griffin. I worked with him in Phoenix, got to know him very well, and consider him a friend. Grant Hill