Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alexander the Great

I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

Craig Allen

We were all talking about it (Saturday) night, how we wanted to hit a walk-off home run in the first inning (on Sunday). It's funny how it actually happened.

Aberjhani

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.

A. P. Herbert

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

A. P. Herbert

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

A. J. Liebling

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

A. Whitney Brown

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Rick Allen

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.

Tim Hetherington

The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now.

Tim Conway

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Kurt Vonnegut

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

Imelda Staunton

I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.

George Cukor

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them.

Gracie Gold

It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny.

Tucker Max

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

Tom Bodett

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.

Becky G

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!

Brad Goreski

I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe!

Bill Hader

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Bill Hader

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

David Walton

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

David Walton

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Cross

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

Christina Baker Kline

My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me.

Philippe Falardeau

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Paul Horn

It's funny to find there are still people around who think if a musician has schooling, it automatically makes him a lesser jazz player. But you don't learn jazz in school.

Paul Mooney

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Megan Fox

'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Piper Perabo

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.