Famous Quotes & Sayings

Samuel Butler

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

Samuel Butler

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Samuel Butler

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Samuel Butler

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.

Samuel Butler

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Eric Roberts

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.

Freddie Prinze

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.

Fred Tomaselli

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

Luke Benward

I really like 'Passion of the Christ.' I like that movie. I also like 'We Were Soldiers,' and 'Braveheart.' And 'Napoleon Dynamite' - that movie was funny.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Larry Dixon

I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Lele Pons

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.

Chelsea Handler

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Nick Wechsler

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Linda Kozlowski

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Lynda Barry

My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.

H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Brandon T. Jackson

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

Terry Crews

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

Will Ferrell

When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.

Marty Feldman

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Lucy Punch

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.

Lucy Punch

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.

Lucy Punch

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.

Nikki Reed

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

Nathan Fielder

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Pink

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

Craig Kilborn

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Dominic Cooper

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Dallas Roberts

It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17.