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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
humorous thinking trials
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. Alan Thicke
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
twins
I had a twin, and he didn't make it. Jay Pharoah
twins sin dense
There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins. Ozzy Osbourne
twins stage
I'm using Fender Twin Reverbs and Fender Blues Devilles on stage. Ike Turner
twins twin-sister seriousness
When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness. Plato
twins knows
A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything. Mary-Kate Olsen
twins anticipation born
Anticipation and Hope are born twins. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
twins foreigners ifs
I love the Twins, ... I bleed the Twins. That's all I know. If I go anywhere else, I'd be a foreigner. Torii Hunter
twins twin-sister foolishness
Foolishness is a twin sister of wisdom. Witold Gombrowicz