Quotes about funny
funny money business
It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction. Warren Buffett
funny success money
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
funny dumb information
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. Vlade Divac
funny scandal youth
In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without scandal. Walter Bagehot
funny humor programming
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. Virginia Woolf
funny friendship death
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
funny pimples insult
[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
funny art pain
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
funny-work technology men
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. Wernher von Braun
funny hilarious ireland-and-the-irish
Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. Samuel Beckett
funny jobs truth
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. Samuel Goldwyn
funny movie witty
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
funny witty war
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
funny science men
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
funny sarcastic witty
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
funny witty stupid
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
funny witty book
Let's have some new cliches.
funny gratitude witty
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
funny streets ifs
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
funny copies
Yes, but keep copies.
funny morning acceptance
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
funny witty book
I read part of it all the way through.
funny witty humorous
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
funny movie silly
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
funny witty dancing
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
funny movie workout
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
funny work stupid
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
funny witty years
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
funny witty impossible
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
funny witty comedy
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
funny happiness witty
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
funny witty may
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
funny tired humor
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it. Salvador Dali