Famous Quotes & Sayings

Paul Reiser

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Paul Fix

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul George

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'

Patrick Murray

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Paris Hilton

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.

Paris Hilton

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

Paris Hilton

What's a soup kitchen?

Paris Hilton

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Paris Hilton

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Paris Hilton

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

Paris Hilton

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

Paris Hilton

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

Pam Brown

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.

Laurence Olivier

In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.

Laurence Olivier

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

Laurence J. Peter

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Lauren Miller

That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present.

Lauren Myracle

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

Lauren Myracle

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Nicholas Sparks

He was the toast to her butter.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Natalie Wood

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

Natasha Leggero

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

Natasha Leggero

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

Natasha Leggero

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

Natasha Leggero

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

Natasha Leggero

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

Natasha Leggero

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

Natasha Leggero

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Natasha Leggero

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Natasha Leggero

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Natasha Leggero

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.