Famous Quotes & Sayings

Linus Torvalds

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

Linus Torvalds

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances.

Linus Torvalds

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

Linus Torvalds

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

Lindsay Lohan

I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them.

Lindsay Lohan

It was a sobering experience.

Linda Ellerbee

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

Linda Evangelista

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I dont have to speak

Jules Renard

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

Josh Billings

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Josh Billings

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Josh Billings

It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.

Josh Billings

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

Josh Billings

Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

Josh Billings

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Josh Billings

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

Josh Billings

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Josh Billings

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Josh Billings

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

Josh Billings

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Josh Billings

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Josh Billings

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Karl Lagerfeld

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Karl Lagerfeld

It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

Karl Lagerfeld

I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have—that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle, and I'm a kind of body builder.

Julius Caesar

Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed-men, and such as sleep o'nights; Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; he thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

Joyce Cary

Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too....

Pamela Anderson

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.

Pamela Anderson

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.

Pamela Anderson

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

Pamela Anderson

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Pamela Anderson

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

Otto von Bismarck

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.