Quotes about funny
funny creativity originality
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. William Ralph Inge
funny death suicide
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. Walter Winchell
funny mean
I don't mean to be funny. Yogi Berra
funny change sports
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
funny baseball isms
I'd say he's done more than that.
funny running baseball
He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.
funny sports liars
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
funny baseball competition
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
funny baseball return
I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.
funny hilarious sports
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
funny baseball football
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
funny thirds ifs
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
funny motivational baseball
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
funny letters anonymous-letters
Never answer anonymous letters.
funny home two
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
funny restaurants crowded
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
funny-life drunk waiting
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
funny humor seems
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
funny baseball work
It gets late early out there.
funny summer baseball
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
funny baseball games
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
funny awards honor
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
funny baseball humorous
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
funny baseball money
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
funny sports games
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
funny sports baseball
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
funny sports baseball
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
funny baseball names
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
funny baseball yankees
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
funny baseball mistake
We made too many wrong mistakes.
funny baseball yankees
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
funny happiness baseball
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
funny baseball witty
I never said most of the things I said.