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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
sweet-love cheese macaroni
He is the cheese to my macaroni. Diablo Cody
sweet-love love-is unnecessary
For where all love is, the speaking is unnecessary Diana Gabaldon
sweet-love writing emo-love
Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death – fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant. Edna Ferber
sweet-love heart eye
What is essential is invisible to the eye, Gene Wilder
sweet-love hate heart
The heart is forever making the head its fool. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
sweet-love self gains
There is abundant testimony that if we choose love rather than self, we gain immeasurably. Federico Fellini
sweet-love giving missing
What if love wasn't the act of finding what you were missing but the give-and-take that made you both match? Jodi Picoult
sweet-love oil quality
I always have a good quality extra virgin olive oil. A cheap quality oil will end up cheapening your dishes. And I love sweetening my dishes with maple syrup. It has a bit of a bitter kick at the end that works wonderfully in savory dishes. Nadia Giosia
sweet-love winning love-always
Love wins, love always wins. Mitch Albom
toasts
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast. Joanne Harris
toasts
Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning. Nicholas Sparks
toasts
Toast is me. I am toast. Margaret Atwood