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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
dawn cry-the-beloved-country failing
For it is the dawn that has come, as it has come for a thousand centuries, never failing. Alan Paton
dawn earth faster lightness meant periods towards
Because we were orbiting the earth faster than earth spins on its axis, we went around the earth 16 times a day, an earth day, which meant 16 periods of lightness and 16 periods of darkness in 24 hours. Every so often you'd look towards the earth, and often you could see lightness and darkness together, and dawn and sunset were spectacular. Helen Sharman
dawning full lie night shall unto
When I lie down, I say, When shall I arise, and the night be gone? and I am full of tossings to and fro unto the dawning of the day. Bible Bible
dawn fair jokes might possibly
On Anzac Day, coffee and jokes with a Turk might be the most meaningful and fair dinkum dawn service you could possibly have. Michael Leunig
dawn early energy fish impacts production since time wildlife
Since the dawn of time actually since the early '80s the impacts to energy production for fish and wildlife constraints have always been calculated.
dawn
As new dawns go, this one is depressingly like the old dawn. David Nicholls
dawn greater health others service
Let the day dawn for you and others with thought of the Almighty, the Compassionate, and the Omnipresent self-knowing God. What greater service can you do to yourself and others? This will give you health and happiness. Sathya Baba
dawn insane
So it's conceivable I'll do something insane, or more insane than Dawn of the Dead. If that's possible. Sarah Polley
dawned great happens life people suddenly
I started reading about people of great accomplishment... and it dawned on me suddenly that the person who has the most to do with what happens in your life is you. Ben Carson
stealing great-writers good-writers
Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright. Aaron Sorkin
stealing immoral
It's immoral to steal, but you can take things. Anton Chekhov
stealing
All writers steal from their own lives. Brad Meltzer
stealing share limelight
You steal the limelight, you steal the market share Barbara Corcoran
stealing
Everyone steals from something or someone. Janice Dickinson
stealing-things stealing honestly
Honestly, I love stealing things. Creed Bratton
stealing taxpayer
We do take this seriously. It's like stealing taxpayer dollars.
stealing streets
Love can be begged, bought, or received as a gift, one can find it in the street, but one cannot steal it. Hermann Hesse
stealing utopia possession
Some who are too scrupulous to steal your possessions nevertheless see no wrong in tampering with your thoughts. Khalil Gibran