Quotes by 'Woody Allen'

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...

terrible feels portions

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.

years psychology lourdes

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

wife immature baths

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

hero obsessed predicaments

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

maturity sweaters causes

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

thinking today teeth

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

baseball thinking kkk

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

teach

Those who can't do, teach!

showing-up life-is success-in-life

90% of success in life is showing up

goal showing-up life-is

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

humorous feelings trials

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

science people comforting

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

sex dinner meals

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

sarcasm wife pedestal

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.