Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
depressing afterlife may
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
funny believe afterlife
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
men phones needs
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
art people humanity
When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.
ideas
The best an idea gets is when its in your head.
enough incompetent knows
I don't know enough to be incompetent.
marriage giving-up names
Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...
subjectivity objectives
Subjectivity is objective.
god jobs humorous
Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."
wise pain suffering
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!
lines cabbage jars
Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.
cheating nyu wife
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
writing taught comedy
I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon,