Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
faith believe existence
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
sex
After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.
men long relaxed
I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.
golden-years joy kind
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
brother zoos honor
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
running annie-hall ponzi-scheme
Take the money and run.
sex suffering bars
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
god done lord
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
people genius common
You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
funny thinking choices
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
reality cynicism spelling
Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
mean paranoid
Just because youre paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you
loyalty atheist religion
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
anniversary hurt sex
Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.