Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
funny money humor
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
running justice car
For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]
thinking eight get-up
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
book writing pages
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
zero math black
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
funny hilarious witty
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
funny children book
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
funny birthday humor
How young can you die of old age?
friendship acupuncture voodoo
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
sleep next-day self
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
dream night world
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
funny humor play
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
funny girl humor
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
funny time humor
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.