Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.