Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.