Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
I'm having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y'all's piano? I said, No, that's our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here's Your Sign.
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.