Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.