Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.