Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
If you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay, or married.
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.