Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.