Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of
I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd`s "Freebird" live.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.