Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.