Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.