Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck