Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.