Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.