Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.