Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.