Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'