Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.