Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy."
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.