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redneck world needs
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks Charlie Daniels
redneck hair long
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck. David Allan Coe
redneck hollywood happens
I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it. David Koechner
redneck doubt way
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. Jase Robertson
redneck challenges way
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
redneck guy beard
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents. Carl Hiaasen
redneck hardcore phenomenon
There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.
redneck becoming chance
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. Boris Johnson
redneck feel-better feelings
I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon. Bob Dylan
wife care too-much
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. Aaron Spelling
wife anything-and-everything deserve
I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.
wife bored lovely
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. Alan Titchmarsh
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife bigs my-wife
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. Brian Clough
wife taste my-wife
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies. Boris Karloff
wife catholic church
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. Don Adams
wife comedian answers
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle
wife people doubt
You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong! Dave Barry
sausage meat conservative
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
sausage imagine said
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage. Diana Gabaldon
sausage profit knows
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. Alvin Toffler
sausage matter pork
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. Maureen Johnson
sausage
The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage Danish Proverb
sausage enough starvation
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. Ernst Toller
sausage bologna pope
Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage. Lord Byron
sausage meat doe
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat! Jonathan Safran Foer
sausage want watches
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. Otto von Bismarck