Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
hell young hard
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
suicide killing commit
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
wife sense-of-humor my-wife
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
girl simple men
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
divorce wife work-out
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
believe alive reincarnation
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
funny humor guy
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
funny humor wife
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
funny family brother
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
funny family brother
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
wife missing my-best-friend
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
funny family humor
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
funny humor wife
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
funny humor italian
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.