Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor wife
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
wife impossible losing
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
wife luck lasts
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
wife sense-of-humor my-wife
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
divorce wife work-out
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
funny humor wife
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
wife missing my-best-friend
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
funny humor wife
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
wife missing cooking
I miss my wife's cooking, as often as I can
sea wife funny-marriage
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
funny awards wife
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
lakes water wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
wife my-wife please
Take my wife... Please!
years wife lasts
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.