Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor thinking
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
funny new-york humor
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
funny jobs humor
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
funny humor men
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
funny humor wife
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
funny humor years
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
funny humor men
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
funny humor men
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
funny humor men
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
funny humor okay
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
funny humor people
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
funny humor keys
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
funny halloween humor
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
funny zebras humor
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!