Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor blow
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
funny easter humor
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
funny humor jigsaw-puzzles
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
funny humor insult
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
funny humor order
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
funny wall humor
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
funny sexy confused
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
cutting cards credit
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
funny humor numbers
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
funny horse time
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
funny humor gowns
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
funny life humor
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
funny girl humor
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
taken men car
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.