Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor comedy
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
funny humor suffering
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
funny humor men
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
marriage faces comedy
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
inspirational funny graduation
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
funny kings humor
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
funny humor doctors
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
funny running love-life
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
funny humor keys
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
funny humor rooms
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
funny humor two
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
funny humor lovely
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
funny horse humor
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
funny horse humor
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.