Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngmanwas an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1906
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor parking-meters
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
giving tables restaurants
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
funny humor italian
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
hitting behinds
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
funny wall humor
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
graduation memorable sparks
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
funny women humor
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
funny girl humor
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
funny family time
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
crazy guy pages
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
golf two balls
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
children kids home
What is a home without children? Quiet.
love funny anniversary
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
inspirational funny family
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.