Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.