Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.