Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.