Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.