Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Blood's not thicker than money.