Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Blood's not thicker than money.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.