Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.