Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter....
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.
I hate London when it's not raining.
Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
He thinks I look alike!