Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.