Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
I'm not much of a correspondent. My letters are not only uninteresting but sparse. I'm glad I don?t have to write for a living. It?s arduous work and the money is very uncertain. On those rare occasions when I wander into a bookstore it amazes me to see the avalanche of literature and semi-literature that is turned out weekly in this country. The people who write these things are either desperate for money or love starved. Why should anyone on a nice balmy day lock oneself in an office and hit a typewriter for hours on end. I think one of the greatest pleasures in the world is not writing...
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
Hello, I must be going.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
All geniuses die young.
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.