Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.