Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.