Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.