Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.