Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
The months before my son was born, I used to yell from night to morn, 'Whatever it is, I'm against it! No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it!'
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!