Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.
I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.