Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up