Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Women should be obscene, not heard.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
Time wounds all heels.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.