Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
Only if the computers really love each other.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.